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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 04:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

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No, not a chance

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

How do you raise well-behaved children?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some good books on AI ethics?

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Black holes don’t behave as we thought, study finds - The Brighter Side of News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

Security Camera Footage Reveals How Dog Puts Away His Toys After Playing - AOL.com

Still no good

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?